Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Bringing The Gnome to work

Once a year employers let parents bring there children to work to see what happens in the work place. Well I don't have young children, so I took The Gnome. We all know how bossy he is so he was right in his element!

Wow My Lady brought me here. Can you imgine
how much mischief I can get into?

Now ladies I am boss today so Keri get to work counting the pills, and Bonnie check those scripts.

I guess Keri is not going to listening to me eh!

Where is my white coat? How come Bonnie and Claudia have one?
I want a white coat!

I do not fight in her ear. My Lady take me away from this human called Keri. She is doing nasty things to me

See even without a white coat I still can make sure everyone does there job.

Yep even My Lady has to listen to me

1,2,3,4, oh man now we have to start over again. Listen to me My Lady!

Yes Sweet Alice and Me. She is just the best!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

The Gnome and the Accident

Safety first..... My Lady bungee cords me to her seat.

Take a good look at My Mardi Gras beads as this it the last time you will see them on me. On my long ride, from Highriver to Midhurst which is close to Edmonton they where lost some place.
Oh well My Man just said we will have to go back to New Orleans to get me some new ones.

Yep don't I look good all strapped into my spot. Better than riding in the saddle bag is where I will end up at the end of this trip..

Stopping for lunch. I am so lucky I get to come in to the restaurant with My Man and My Lady

Then we had to get gas, My Lady thought it was a cute sign, told me it reminded her of me sometimes. I am NOY KRANKY, I can be difficult sometimes and get into mischief, but other than that I am just like any other Gnome.....But I am adopted...

Our new trailer. Imagine that we will be sleeping and camping in it...

Hmmmmmm now I can drive this baby. Three wheels, no worry about my balance. yahooooo

Tractor, wow I got to sit up on the seat of this baby. An oldie but a goodie. I wonder if it still runs... How does this Baby start.. let me at it...

Well here I am on top of the Bulldozer which changed my whole life...
Imagine that I was just standing on top of this baby and a gust of wind came along and down I went..

Crash Bang...

well this how I looked when My Lady got all my pieces gathered up.

Boy does my head hurt!

So Dr Debi the Ear Dr and Nurse K8 figured out the surgery needed to put me back together again.
Is this going to hurt....

First we have to put all the pieces back in place to see if My Lady has all of them.

Listening for a some mumbling, Gnomes mutter a lot, aah I hear some nasty words coming out of this Gnome so Dr Debi will proceed with the
Super Glue.....

Yep Good Old Super Glue works wonders

The Dr and her Nurse doing the final touches, he looks good. A few pieces missing but we can re model his nose with clay and give him a paint touch up.

Yes we have a good strong beat,

Closing up the final crack

Careful or your finger will stick to the
glue and we will be in trouble...

Ahhh looks good.....

Yep heart beat strong, He is coming out of the glue fumes, we have succeeded in another, fine repair job..

The Patient is well and doing good. Stay tuned for his mischief once he has a chance to recoup. Glue has to dry hard and settle in.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Gnome goes to Vulcan

Well I finally get a chance to ride on the motorcycle. I wonder who is taking me. My Lady or My Man on his Goldwing

Well I look good on the Goldwing, What do you think?

Wow do I look good on this bike or what!

I don't really want to go in the saddle bag.

Well okay if I have this cushion, but please don't close the lid it will get dark in here.

Wow a space Center...I wonder what is inside..

Need I say anything more!

Look it's Spock........
Oppps that is MY Man......

Spock and I such a nice pair we make eh!

A family Picture

Really what did my Humans think?
I am so Embarssed

Well at least I met a new friend...
A space Bear

Wow look at all these Stuffy's

My Lady and I enjoying a drink...

Just chillin with my friends....

Me and My Man have a brew or two...

We get to shoot down space ships, careful they are also trying to beam in an Alien

These are Spocks animals. They were his childhood friends and I am so excited to be with them...

Remember the Trebles on one of the episodes. Well my Man has one in his hand...but My Lady said he can not bring it home...

A space ship...hmmmm...I wonder if those fellas are friendly

Can you find and My Lady

The Star Ship Enterprise
beam me up Scotty


He ain't Spock but that is okay....

First long distance ride on my new bike....

Well time to go see ya soon.....
Have a great day.